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bullshit [23 Oct 2004|07:31pm]
[ mood | angry ]

Why does it have to rain when we have a damn bonfire planned. Weather sucks

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hello there [19 Oct 2004|11:10am]
[ mood | uncomfortable ]

Yea so i broke my ankle this weekend, so i got that goin for me, awesome

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The end of all things to come [16 Oct 2004|09:30pm]
hello Ren!
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Life is tough, but its tougher when your stupid. [26 Nov 2002|05:01pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

hello, its been a while. I figured its time for an update. Now I could go on and tell you about my life or i could talk about 3 of the top 5 bands in the world. I think ill go with the bands. 3 new CD's recently came out by as i said b4 3 of the top 5 bands out today. So here is my review.

The first: Believe by Disturded was out in stores Sept 17, 2002.
This, by far is nothing compaired to The Sickness. Dont get me wrong, Believe kicks ass, i listen to it all the time. Well for a few things its too preachy, dont rock as hard as there first and Dave sounds like a wiener sometimes. Like in Track 5 , what was he thinking? Come on, that song would be awesome, but he sounds like a fag. Over all i give the CD a B- which isnt bad but The Sickness was an A so its dissapointing.

Second: The End Of All Things To Come by MuDvAyNe out is stores November 19, 2002. I cant say enough about this CD, Its fuckin awesome. They went from a band who was a few steps up from crappy Slipknot to a real talented band. This CD is not filled with pointless nonsence and sceaming aka Slipknot. Just like Mudvaynes first cd, every song is meaningfull and tought provoking. This CD has it all. A+ AND YES THEY STILL ROCK, THEY DIDNT GO SOFT!

Third: Steal This Album! By the one and only SYSTEM OF A DOWN out is stored today! Novemeber 26 2002. Go buy it its fun, i have had it for only and hour, listened to it only once and i liked it. I cant grade it or rate it yet, that takes 5 or 6 listenings but it really sounded good the first time. well fuck all you, im gona go listen to it again and have a chicken sandwich. Jesus , im a 20 year old man i can eat a chicken sandwich if i want too

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I AM THE DRAGON [05 Oct 2002|12:36am]
[ mood | grateful ]

Ok quick update before i drop off jones and head home. Red Dragon was awesome. Go see it, its worth it. Better than Manhunter. If i Had to Rate the 3 it would go
1 Hannibal
2 Red Dragon
3 Lambs

Well i got to run, ill give a better break down of the movie tomarrow. Im off to Watch either my DVD of Hannibal or Manhunter

ED NORTON RULES

GOOD NIGHT NOW

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The Toothfairy [04 Oct 2002|04:03pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

Well, i have been waiting all week for tonight. I allready have my tickets for Red Dragon, the remake of Manhunter. Many questions pop into my head about this masterpiece of a movie im gona see tonight. Can it be as good as Manhunter, i mean alot of people i know didnt like Manhurter, but i loved it. You can tell it was a low budget film but it gives it that cult like creepy feeling. And the Fucking ending kicks ass. With Red Dragon you get the greatest actor of all time Mr Edward Norton. He has given us such great films allready American History X and Fight Club are just a few. dahhhh i cant wait 6 more hours, need to see it now.
LATE

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the karate Kid [10 Sep 2002|05:57pm]
[ mood | awake ]

ON THE 10TH OF EVERY MONTH I WILL BE WRITEING A COLUMN. THIS IS THE FIRST ONE, I HOPEALL MY READERS ENJOY IT!

Webster's definition for a trilogy: "A series of three dramas or literary works or sometimes three musical compositions that are closely related and develop a single theme."

Brad's definition for a movie trilogy: "A series of three dramas in which the first movie did so well, they couldn't help themselves, so they brought everyone back to make more money in an uninspired sequel, only that one did pretty well, too, so they brought everyone back again for a third movie, just to beat the dead horse completely into the ground."

Which brings us to the Karate Kid trilogy. Sure, there was allegedly a fourth installment ("The Next Karate Kid," featuring Hillary Swank as Mr. Miyagi's new student), but as far as I'm concerned, that movie never happened. You hear me? Just like "Rocky V," "Another 48 Hours," "Caddyshack 2," "Another Midnight Run," "Fletch 2," "Made," "Slap Shot II: Breaking the Ice," the final season of "90210" and everything else, "The Next Karate Kid" never happened.

For my money, the "Karate Kid" franchise lived and died with the immortal Ralph Macchio as Daniel LaRusso, and it remains the most memorable Sports Movie Trilogy of all-time. And since that trilogy ran the gamut from "superb" to "awkward" to "wait a second ... this isn't really happening, is it?", we might as well recap the LaRusso Era once and for all.

Here's a closer examination of all three films, in order:

"The Karate Kid"

Quite simply, one of the 15 best sports movies of all-time. Please ignore the ludicrous ESPN Page 2 voting, which omitted "The Karate Kid," "Fast Break" and "Major League" from the Top 20 and featured a chick flick (Bull Durham) at No. 1, the dumbest, most outrageous thing in the history of Page 2, and for the love of God, I will not argue about this. Any "Best Sports Movies" list that doesn't feature either "Hoosiers" or "The Natural" as the No. 1 pick shouldn't even count. Let's just pretend it never happened. OK? OK.

Back to the brilliance of "The Karate Kid." For one thing, there's a terrific plot: Lovable loser Daniel moves to California, feuds with a band of moped-riding karate bullies, gets his butt kicked repeatedly, turns to a Japanese maintenance man for guidance, learns karate, learns about life, falls in love, enters a tournament against the bullies, gets injured in the semifinals, rallies back to fight his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend in the Finals, improbably gets the win. The end. Does it get any better than that?

And you forget this now, but Mr. Miyagi's character was a stroke of genius at the time, a cross between Mickey from "Rocky," Pop from "The Longest Yard" and Confucious. Who didn't love Mr. Miyagi? That character was so well-written, it actually won Pat Morita (best-known as Arnold from "Happy Days") a "Best Supporting Actor" Oscar nomination, which was the 1984 equivalent of Mr. Belding from "Saved By The Bell" being nominated for an Oscar in 2005.

This was also Ralph Macchio's defining movie, and that sentence is funny enough in itself. But seriously, who else could have played Daniel-San? By the end of the movie, you actually believe that 1) Daniel could beat everyone from Cobra Kai in a karate tournament, and 2) he would have no problem wooing a young Elisabeth Shue (looking yummy here, even with the extra baby fat), which remains one of the all-time movie stretches.

Hey, this kid's 5-foot-7, he weighs 100 pounds, he can't defend himself, he has no money and no car, we run in different social circles, his mom has to drive him on dates, and everyone hates him. ... I think I'm in love!

Wait ... we're just getting started. The supporting cast was superb, including Morita, Shue (as Ali with an "i," one of those rare sports movie girlfriends who actually brings something to the table) and Martin Cove as Cobra Kai's evil sensei, John Creese, whose "Sweep the leg" order remains one of the more secretly chilling movie scenes.

(And didn't you love the Cobra Kai? They were like an Aryan Karate Machine, weren't they? Why hasn't anyone opened a chain of Cobra Kai karate studios across America? If you were studying karate, wouldn't you want to study at the Cobra Kai? Couldn't they at least sell the Cobra Kai karate outfits online? Has there ever been a better roto team nickname/movie homage than Cobra Kai? I could go on all day.)

Three underrated cast members really helped the cause here:

1. Randee Heller as Mrs. LaRusso, one of my favorite Hollywood Moms of the '80s (right up there with Mrs. Keaton and Mrs. Bueller). You know, in a five-year span, Randee played Gabe Kaplan's wife in "Fast Break," Ken Reeves' stripper girlfriend in "The White Shadow," and Daniel-San's Mom in "The Karate Kid," and then she was never seen again ... and I guess my point is this: You don't need to work anymore with a résumé like that.

2. Billy Zabka's watershed performance as the villainous Johnny Lawrence (Daniel-San's nemesis and the head of the Cobra Kai), which launched his much-lauded career as the definitive '80s movie villain. In my opinion, he has entered that rare group of actors who only need to go by one name: Eastwood, Stallone, Hanks, Cruise, Nicholson ... and Zabka.

(Note: Some of my readers have been pining for a "Billy Zabka DVD Collection" -- "Karate Kid," "Just One of the Guys" and "Back to School," with director's commentary from Zabka and deleted scenes -- and frankly, there's still time. They could even call it "Zabka!" It's a no-brainer. Like you wouldn't buy this?)

3. The Cobra Kai flunkie who screams "Get him a bodybag ... yeahhhhhh!" during the climactic Daniel-Johnny fight scene, which emerged as one of the signature movie quotes from the '80s - right up there with "How 'bout a Fresca, hmmmmm?", "Dammit Maverick!", "Looks like the University of Illinois!" and "Two months, Bender ... you're mine for two months."

Some other classic moments: Miyagi saving Daniel-San on Halloween night (and wiping out the Cobra Kai) ... Miyagi and Daniel-San trying to catch flies with chopsticks ... the well-filmed scene when Daniel is trying that balancing thing on the beach ... the emotional 16th birthday party, when Miyagi gives Daniel-San one of his antique cars (awwwww) ... Daniel and Ali's first date, one of those hokey, "We're on a date and having a good time" '80s montages ... Daniel crashing Ali's country club party, then getting a plate of spaghetti on him, prompting another classic '80s device -- the "Everyone's laughing at me, and I need to get out of here" scene.

And don't forget these crucial wrinkles:


A random appearance by Banarama's "Cruel Summer" (an '80s classic) during the scene when Daniel gets kicked off the soccer team. Always gets me fired up.


Miyagi teaching Daniel-San karate by forcing him to perform household chores like painting fences, sanding floors and waxing cars. That always killed me. Daniel-San somehow learns karate from all of this, while Miyagi gets his house remodeled. Only in Hollywood.

Miyagi's surreal ability to "massage" any injured part of the body and bring it back to life. I don't even have a joke here.


The inspiring All-Valley Karate Tournament montage (one of my favorite sports movie sequence ever), taken to the next level by that "You're the best ... around ... nothing's ever gonna keep you down!" song. I've probably watched this sequence 455 times in my life, and if it was showing on HBO8 right now, I'd be taking a break for No. 456. I love when Daniel beats Dutch (the white-haired kid, played by Chad McQueen, who would eventually make a name for himself on Skinemax). In real life, would Daniel-San have ever beaten Dutch? Of course not. Even in the movie, they skimp over that fight because they know it's totally improbable.

Still, a great sequence, capped off by Daniel-San's injury, Miyagi's massage trick, a chill scene when Daniel-San limps out of the locker room to fight Zabka ("He's gonna fight! Daniel LaRusso is gonna fight!"), and, of course...


The Crane Kick. 'Nuff said. Remember my riff in the "Hoosiers" column about the greatest ideas in sports movie history? Doesn't the Crane Kick rank right up there? Of course it does. Perfect ending, splendid movie, and one of the best 15 sports flicks ever. Don't listen to my cohorts at Page 2. They are clearly insane.

Unfortunately, "The Karate Kid" was a little too good, which means we had to deal with ...

"The Karate Kid, Part II"

While preparing for this column, I realized that I hadn't seen "KKII" in years. That led to this exchange between me and the guy answering phones at my local Hollywood Video store:


Me: "Hey, I was wondering if you guys had "Karate Kid II" in?"

Guy: (Dead silence)

Me: "You know, the sequel to 'Karate Kid'?"

Guy (a little frightened): "Um, yeah, we do."

Me: "Great, I'm coming down right now to pick it up."

Guy (picking up his other phone to alert local police): "Sure."


(I'm telling you, you haven't really died a slow death in life until you've entered a video store and muttered the words, "Hi, I'm the guy who called about 'Karate Kid II.' ")

Anyway, it's just as excruciating as I remembered. Probably the highlight comes in the beginning -- which picks up right where "KK1" left off -- when Creese breaks Zabka's second-place trophy, then tries to attack Miyagi before punching through two car windows and passing out. Thoroughly enjoyable, most notably because Zabka and his Cobra Kai cronies weaseled another paycheck out of the deal. But it's all downhill from there.

A quick plot recap: Miyagi's father in Okinawa dies, so Miyagi decides to fly to Japan. Since Ali dumped Daniel-San, he has no friends and nothing to do all summer ... this prompts a painful scene in which Daniel-San arrives at the airport just as Miyagi is boarding his plane, leading to some "Please, let me come with you" begging and this hair-raising quote:

"Mr. Miyagi, you're more important than college, you're more important than anything to me."

(Yup ... this was the point in the trilogy in which the Daniel-Miyagi relationship could officially be described as "a little uncomfortable.")

So they fly to Japan together, as everyone worries that they might join the "Mile High Club" on the flight. Turns out that Miyagi fled Okinawa after stealing his best friend's girlfriend, and the friend (Sato) challenged him to a death match or something. The old girlfriend is still around (caring for Miyagi's father), and in the WATFO's of WATFO's, she has a daughter who digs Daniel-San. Unfortunately, Sato is still around as well, accompanied by his evil nephew, best described as "The Japanese Zabka" (the JZ).

And we go from there. The JZ immediately starts feuding with Daniel-San; it doesn't matter if he's in America or Japan, folks, there's just something about Daniel-San that rubs people the wrong way. Sato tries to goad Miyagi into a death match, calling him a coward about 160 different times. Some property is destroyed. Daniel-San and Miyagi both find true love ... and fortunately, not with one another. There's even a grating hit song from the '80s (Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love"). I would tell you more, but it was difficult for me to watch the movie with blood pouring from both eyes.

Maybe the only enjoyable twist was the birth of the Ralph Macchio Face -- scene after scene of people threatening either him or Miyagi in Japanese, while Macchio squints his eyes, lurches his body forward and opens his mouth in disbelief. He's so annoying that, right around the middle of the movie, you turn against him and start openly rooting for the JZ to kill him. And hey, it almost happens.

After Sato and Miyagi bury the hatchet (after an improbable hurricane scene), everyone in the village gathers for a conciliatory ceremony ... which gets rudely interrupted when the JZ hijacks Daniel-San's girlfriend with a knife, forcing Daniel-San to fight him to the death. As Miyagi says, "Daniel-San ... this not tournament, this for real." Thanks for clarifying that.

Well, you can guess how it turns out: With Daniel-San on the verge of losing, everyone starts shaking those little Japanese two-sided drum thingies (shouldn't they hand these out at baseball games?). Inspired, he knocks the JZ unconscious with an absurd barrage of two-handed punches, saves his Japanese girlfriend and guarantees himself a happy ending. Also, the movie ends happily. Just a dreadful film. And not even in a good way. It should have ended here.

And yet, inexplicably, for whatever reason, it spawned another sequel ...

"The Karate Kid, Part III"

Good God ... where do we begin? Back in the '90s, you had a 75.638% chance of catching "KKIII" on one of the three HBO channels at any time. I'll never forget the spring when I was vacationing in the Caribbean -- our hotel TV had six channels, including a Spanish HBO. Needless to say, one morning, "KKIII" was showing with Spanish dubbing. You couldn't get away from it if you tried.

Fortunately, if there was a Hall of Fame for "Enjoyably Bad Movies," "KKIII" would probably have its own wing. Ralph Macchio returns as the college-age Daniel, which would have been fine except for the fact that he weighs about 200 pounds, he's at least 35 years old, and he has suddenly and inexplicably developed a Charles Barkley-sized rear end. Just the sight of him wearing jeans is enough to crack up an entire room. I've seen it happen.

Since it wouldn't be a Karate Kid movie unless someone was trying to ruin Daniel-San's life, they created a plot centering around the millionaire friend of Creese, who fell on hard times after Zabka lost the All-Valley Karate Championship. Blaming Daniel-San, The Rich Guy (played in career-ending fashion by Thomas Ian Griffith) develops an elaborate plan to deceive Daniel and Mr. Miyagi, hoping to eventually destroy both of them. Honestly, I wish he had.

Some lingering questions and thoughts from 95 delightfully unappealing minutes ...


Why did The Rich Guy devote weeks of his life to destroying Daniel-San and Mr. Miyagi? Didn't he have anything more important on his plate than bringing down a teenage karate champion? Was he saying to himself, "You know, I feel pretty good about my stock holdings this month. ... I think I'll take some time off and browbeat an 18-year-old kid"? We might never know.


Once The Rich Guy started training Daniel-San, why didn't Daniel realize that his new sensei was evil, especially when his training regimen consisted of instructions like "Punch these wooden boards with your bare hands until they start bleeding"?


Why in God's name was Daniel-San still hanging out with Mr. Miyagi? How come he couldn't make any friends that were within 45 years of his own age? In one scene, he kicks off a date by bringing the girl over to meet Mr. Miyagi, essentially saying, "Hey, instead of going out, let's go meet my 85-year-old Japanese buddy, Mr. Miyagi. He's weird, he talks in grunts and his first name is 'Mister.' You'll love this guy!"

What was he thinking? Seriously, what was he thinking? Was there a bigger loser in the history of Hollywood lead characters than Daniel-San? And does this explain why so many people went out of their way to antagonize him? Do you realize that, in the span of 12 months, this kid was terrorized by three different groups of people in two different countries. What were the odds? Couldn't this kid catch a break? Was he really that bad?

(I'm brimming with rhetorical questions. This movie dumbfounds me. Is that a word? Can you be dumbfounded? And while we're here, why is it so damned hard to find a good bonsai tree? And why can the simple phrase "Ay! Must stay focus!" feel so inspirational and life-altering? All right, where was I?)


Apparently, the writers for "KKIII" had a meeting where this exchange happened:


Writer No. 1: "I think we should have The Rich Guy recruit a bully from out of town to help terrorize Daniel-San."

Writer No. 2: "Yeah, we'll name him Mike Barnes ... he could be a renowned teenage karate champ with a mean streak."

Writer No. 1: "That's just what I was thinking! Like an over-the-top Zabka!"

Writer No. 2: "Yes! And in the Finals, Daniel-San somehow beats him."

Writer No. 1: "Perfect! The audience will never see it coming!"



When Daniel-San finds out that The Rich Guy has been working for Creese all along, they confront him at the Cobra Kai studio, pushing him around a little, then crossing their arms and laughing like cartoon villains at him ("HAH HAHA HAH HAH!") before Miyagi saves the day. You can't even measure this scene on the Unintentional Comedy Scale. It's impossible. I can't believe everyone was filming that day with a straight face.


That reminds me, when you're watching this movie with buddies and pulling the "Mystery Science Theater" routine, remember this tip: Every time Daniel-San and Mr. Miyagi have a scene together, crack jokes in the Miyagi voice like, "Daniel-San, take off your shirt, Miyagi show you special massage trick."

(Guaranteed laughs for the entire room. It gets contagious. Pretty soon, everyone will be narrating things like "You know, Daniel-San, you built a little like Miyagi's first wife." Never gets old. I'm tellin' you, everyone will think you're a comedic genius. Just trust me on this.)


Finally, why didn't the "KKIII" writers think up a better ending? They should have gone with a WWF-style twist for the final 20 minutes: First, The Rich Guy buys off Miyagi, only Daniel-San doesn't know about it. Before the finals of the All-Valley Tournament, The Rich Guy shows up with John Creese and his new girlfriend ... Elisabeth Shue, who's all over him as a stunned Daniel-San looks on (making the Ralph Macchio Face).

Then, just when Daniel-San starts winning the final match, Miyagi comes flying in and hits him the head with a bonsai tree, causing him to lose the title and selling him out in the process. And the movie wraps up with Miyagi, Creese, the Rich Guy and Shue celebrating over Daniel-San's battered body as the crowd collectively laughs at him, followed by Daniel-San going into the shower and hanging himself. The end. A fitting finale to the trilogy.

Nope. Never happened. The actual movie ends with Daniel-San retaining his title against Barnes, then raising Miyagi's hand in the air as Creese and The Rich Guy try desperately to look outraged. Just a goofy ending to an utterly goofy movie.

And just like that, the most memorable Sports Movie Trilogy of all-time was finally over. Maybe we never found out what happened to Daniel LaRusso when he grew up, but I can tell you this: If they ever made a "Return of the Karate Kid" movie -- with a grown-up LaRusso opening a karate studio to compete with Cobra Kai, then getting picked on by his own students and eventually pulling Miyagi out of a nursing home to help him survive -- I would be the first person in line.

Come back, Daniel-San. We miss you.

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this sucks [14 Aug 2002|10:40pm]
[ mood | shocked ]

READ THIS, ITS HORRABLE DAVE IS DEAD, I seen him 6 days ago
http://www.drowningpool.com/news.shtml

I'm tearing away
Pieces are falling I can't seem to make them stay
You run away
Faster and faster you can't seem to get away
Break
Hope there's a reason
For questions unanswered I just don't see everything
Yes I'm inside you
Tell me how does it feel to feel like shit
Just like I do
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
Do I really want this
Sometimes I scare myself I just can't let it go
Can you believe it
Everything happens for reasons I just don't know
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone
I don't care about anyone else but me
I don't care about anyone or anything
I don't care about anyone but me
God damn I love me

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Ozzy is god [13 Aug 2002|10:37pm]
[ mood | thirsty ]

Hi, I just wanted to say that Yes the rumors are true, im back. Its been awile and it look slike i missed some fucked up shit, damn. Here i am 1 weeks removed from back to back Ozzfest and im still sore and peeling like a snake on my shoulders and back. Ozzy was awesome, it was the 2 best shows of his life, words cant explain. System of a down ripped shit up on both nights and so did Rob Zombie. Too back POD sucked my balls. Drownding Pool was kick ass, it was cool to hear them play Creeping Death by metallica. Adema was fun, i like them, and in the words of Mr Zack Fucking Wyld "Limp Bizket can suck my fucking cock". All i can say bout the seconds stage it SOIL! They blew everyone off the stage. There the next big band i can see it. Over all, Ozzfest2002 was one of the better ones. 359 days till Ozzfest 2003. ok enough bout Ozzy, 6 days till LAS VAGES!!!! Its gona be a fucked up trip, i cant wait, time is goin by so slow. fuck this, im goin to bed. Time goes by faster when your sleeping. Dont you realize that evil lives beneith the skin. Why the FUCK did you take them away from us you MUTHER FUCKERS!!!!!

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im back [13 Aug 2002|10:09pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Mr Crowley, what went on in your head?
Mr Crowley, did you talk to the dead?
Your life style to me seemed so tragic
With the thrill of it all
You fooled all the people with magic
You waited on Satan's call

Mr Charming, did you think you were pure
Mr Alarming, in nocturnal rapport
Uncovering things that were sacred manifest on this earth
Conceived in the eyes of a secret
And they scattered the afterbirth

Mr Crowley, wont you ride my white horse?
Mr Crowley, its symbolic of course
Approaching a time that is classic
I hear maidens call
Approaching a time that is drastic
Standing with their backs to the wall

Was it polemically sent
I wanna know what you meant
I wanna know
I wanna know what you meant

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Detroit's goin to work [09 Jul 2002|04:21pm]
[ mood | energetic ]

I hope you all like Chauncey Billups, 35 million for 6 years is a pretty good deal for a tall point guard who shot 40% for threes and dished out 5.5 assist last year. I guess there is no more basketball Jones on the pistion, oh well it was fun. The 4th of july long weekend was fun and wierd at the same time. Lets see, thursday night wierd , jones you know what im talkin bout, i blaim it on you anyways. Friday was a fun day, went swimming, went to pizza hut up in southgate, i never been to southgate, and at the very end of the night i hooked up wit jones at like 2am to hit crazytown coney. Saturday night wierd, i donno how to explain it, i sure as hell had a good time, way to last of a night though. Sunday i think i slept till 3pm, went to lunch wit jones, played some basketball then chilled out, i needed alittle down time from the weekend. Well Jones gets off work soon and its a perfect day for basketball.
Late

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hi, how are you [04 Jul 2002|05:48pm]
[ mood | loved ]

I feels like i been playin basketball nonstop for 3 weeks, god i love that game. We are gona get a team together to play at the new metro hoops soon. 5 weeks till ozzfest, still cant believe im goin to both shows. 21 days till jerry cantrell, 3 weeks till tommy lee, i think its 12 days till sevendust, and a few months till eminem and papa roach. Im back in the concert swing, just waiting for tool to set there date. I got a new car a few weeks ago, its pretty nice. its an Extream Blazer 4x4. I finally got back in the field at work so im makin really money for a change. Saturday we r goin to are favorite little bar The Aces. Friday im goin up to Flint. God knows what me and Jones r gona do tonight, should be good likes like always.
Late

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hi [16 Jun 2002|01:55pm]
[ mood | grateful ]

Hi, how are you. I heard there is a gay pride rally down in detroit on Monday afternoon, I guess alot of people will be there or something. I think its the million fag march, and you cant attend unless your a homosexual. Needless to say, i wont be there, cuz im not gay. How do i know I not gay, cuz I love Sarah. The Bourne Identity kicked ass, It fuckin dominated. I go Back to work July 1st, and i getting a new car friday. I just dont know what yet, Its gona be a game time decision. Anyways to all the fags going down to the gay pride rally on Mondays i wish you well.
GOOD NIGHT NOW

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hi [09 Jun 2002|07:46pm]
[ mood | angry ]

Why cant people just be truthfull with others?

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well ah hmmm [07 Jun 2002|02:27pm]
[ mood | Finally NORMAL ]

I started rehab for my hip this week, I go back to work on July 1st, im getting a new car next friday either a blazer, an explorer, or a f150 truck. Things are finally getting back to normal. I have also decided to change my attitude. im not gona go around being pissed off all the time. Fuck anyone who didnt want to stand by me in a difficult time period of my life. For the first time yesterday, i had fun working in the office at trugreen. I didnt make it suck, I didnt make it be the worst 10 hours of my life. Im glad i got into this accident, its has changed my life for the better. I owe myself 3.5 months of fun that i have waisted sence feb. 24th AND ITS TIME TO COLLECT. Im like the detroit lions, i have a whole new attitude, and its for the better. It started last night, After work i didnt sit around my house bored and pissed off. I went out and had fun. You want proof of my new attitude, GO RED WINGS!! And i showed my mom my new tatoos, she liked them. Anyways, i out of here, no more sitting around for me, LAT

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chris webber [03 Jun 2002|01:05am]
[ mood | jealous ]

Dont cry for me, Im allready dead.

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pistions suck ass [15 May 2002|12:59am]
[ mood | amused ]

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Take the What Sex Position Are You? test by Ley Ley

hmmm i wonder, nawwwwww
get fuckin real
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Detroit forgot there time cards [11 May 2002|02:02pm]
[ mood | lazy ]

Hi, how are you. I got Tickets to Ozzfest!! Now i know what your thinking, "Brad dont u allready have tickets?" Well its the second fuckin show dip shit, im going to both cuz im a big loser. Back to back Ozzfest, best 2 days of my life, then the next week me, Jones, Charles and my dad r going to Las Vages. I still dont have a car, boy im still pissed about the 16 year old punk hitting me, my hip still hurts like a fucker. The Titans suck cock, all they can get. hmmm Jerry Cantrell is coming to concert, i can wait, he is opening for errrrrrnicklebackahhhh or somthing. Tickets only 17 bucks. God damn that game ripped my heart out last night, sticks down, gloves off they challenged the pistions, called us name. What did we do about it, NOTHING. Cliff Robinson needs to put on some foil.



Which Piercing are you?


how fun

GOOD NIGHT NOW
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Layne Staley RIP [30 Apr 2002|01:33am]
[ mood | disappointed ]

hi, how are you.

I got a new tatoo sunday, its fuckin huge. It took like about 2 hours to do. If you wana see it, come over. LAYNE STALEY FUCKEN RULED. I always believed untill last week that one day a new Alice in Chains CD would be released, that the band would finally get along again. Boy was i wrong. Jason X sucks my balls, The Scorpoin King is fucking awesome and Changing Lanes will make u think about life.

GOOD NIGHT NOW

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hi [19 Apr 2002|04:40pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

here is a list of SOME of the greatest movies of all time,
Blade2
Office Space
Oceans 11
Ghoustbusters 1 and 2
Major League
Slap Shot
Fight Club
American History X

Now here is some of the clever lines from those movies that we use in are everyday lifes
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" American History X

"Your son looks like a fag to me, you better married again real soon or we will end up with a cock in his mouth fast that you can say jack robinson" Slap Shot

"Look at this fuckin guy" Major League

"Maybe Andrew is a faggot" " are you crazy he has a little cock, like a gerbal" Slapshot

"Andrew, you suck cock" Slapshot

"Are you calling me fat you fucking democrat" american histoy x

ok im sick of this allready, im done, do you hear me, done. Isnt it funny when people make an entry about someone, and its mostly lies. And then when 2 realy cool dudes errrrrbradandjoneserrrr call them out, instead of admitting there a crazytown lier, they just delete there entry and pretend it was never writen. Then they go on with there sad sad life full of illusions and lies. Its a real sad story, it really is, maybe ill tell it to you one time.

Ok on to a lighter subject, im starting a buisness.
Me, Frankie, Charles, Matt McNeil, and Don. I have to talk to Jones to see if he wants in on it too. We have dumped alot of capitol into this. The plan is to get it off the ground this year and then next, then retired from my real job and do this full time. Its gona be hard at first to handle both at the same time, but in the end its worth it.

ok time for some random thoughts:
Blade 2 fucking rules, they dont make funny movies like they used to, i need to decide what kinda car i want to get in 2 weeks, i got the sweetest Ozzy t-shirt it says "W.W.O.D what would OZZY do", Man they will let anyone apply to be a cop or detective now of days i swair, I GOT OZZFEST 2002 tickets !!!!!!!!!, my hip still hurts, the NFL draft is tomarrow, im getting another tatoo next saturday, and Matt Jones is still the sweetest man alive in a non faggot way.

rack me

GOOD NIGHT NOW

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